Dumbass Quotes
32 quotes by 29 authors
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Don’t do what you know on a gut level to be the wrong thing to doI don’t think there’s a single dumbass thing I’ve done…
— Cheryl Strayed
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That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a…
— David Wong
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Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed 'requirement' of a…
— David J
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I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take…
— Bruce Pearl
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come and get it, you dumbass
— Iris Johansen
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And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and…
— Rachel Caine
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Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater
— Lisa McMann
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Yo, dumbass. What do you think she’d be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I can’t kill him? (Hauk)…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't…
— Jill Shalvis
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What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good." "Your laughter,"…
— Jill Shalvis
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Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff.
— Dean Young
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Simon had been all lined up and he’d managed to throw away the best girl he’d ever meet. “What a dumbass,†Beck muttered. “No way…
— Jana Oliver
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I wouldn't have to be such a smartass .. if u wasn't such a dumbass .. oops .. that was my outside voice .. wasn't…
— Maria Micah Rosales
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Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes…
— Chinier
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Tired of dumbass people messing with me!! really? like stfu!! leave me alone!!!! damn, people these days really that pathetic to make a fake account…
— Patience(:
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I first believed in love at first sight but then again reality dawned on me when you treated me like crap..when you wanted sex..you always…
— SoH-NiYaH
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Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!
— Beavis And Butthead
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Ha, I'm laughing at you dumbass niggas. Bitch, hiking ass gotta give you thumb ass niggas. I aint throw it away, I'm no bum-ass nigga.…
— Tory Lanez
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Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head
— Beavis And Butt-Head
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Fuck you and that bitch you rode in on nobody really fucking cares so get of the T-I-P of my dick so fuck off dumbass
— ABADMOTHERFUCKER
Who Wrote These Dumbass Quotes
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