Dumbass Quotes

32 quotes by 29 authors

Donâ€™t do what you know on a gut level to be the wrong thing to doI donâ€™t think thereâ€™s a single dumbass thing Iâ€™ve done… — Cheryl Strayed
That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a… — David Wong
Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed 'requirement' of a… — David J
I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take… — Bruce Pearl
come and get it, you dumbass — Iris Johansen
And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and… — Rachel Caine
Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater — Lisa McMann
Yo, dumbass. What do you think sheâ€™d be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I canâ€™t kill him? (Hauk)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't… — Jill Shalvis
What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good." "Your laughter,"… — Jill Shalvis
Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff. — Dean Young
Simon had been all lined up and heâ€™d managed to throw away the best girl heâ€™d ever meet. â€œWhat a dumbass,â€ Beck muttered. â€œNo way… — Jana Oliver
I wouldn't have to be such a smartass .. if u wasn't such a dumbass .. oops .. that was my outside voice .. wasn't… — Maria Micah Rosales
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes… — Chinier
Tired of dumbass people messing with me!! really? like stfu!! leave me alone!!!! damn, people these days really that pathetic to make a fake account… — Patience(:
I first believed in love at first sight but then again reality dawned on me when you treated me like crap..when you wanted sex..you always… — SoH-NiYaH
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! — Beavis And Butthead
Ha, I'm laughing at you dumbass niggas. Bitch, hiking ass gotta give you thumb ass niggas. I aint throw it away, I'm no bum-ass nigga.… — Tory Lanez
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butt-Head
Fuck you and that bitch you rode in on nobody really fucking cares so get of the T-I-P of my dick so fuck off dumbass — ABADMOTHERFUCKER

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