Dry Cleaner Quotes
- Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the… — Jack Handey
- I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most… — Billy Eichner
- Amy adored both the new look and the new person it allowed her to be. Following the photo shoot, she wore her bruises to the… — David Sedaris
- A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. — Rita Rudner
- Get head like a mind reader. You washed up, I'm the dry cleaner. — Lil Wayne
- I can't even go to the dry cleaner by myself anymore. You're seen in public with anybody that you might not even know, and you're… — Jessica Biel
- The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the lawyer loses your… — Nikhil Saluja