Drunker Quotes

13 quotes by 12 authors

I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in transforming from one… — Josh Kilmer-Purcell
For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to… — Ricky Gervais
Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been? — Waylon Jennings
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett
The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was. — Chuck Klosterman
During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across the… — Pittacus Lore
And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love. — Donald Barthelme
Love is like liquor, the drunker and more impotent you are, the stronger and smarter you think yourself and the surer you are of your… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that… — Louise Jameson
You're the love of my life but you hurt my heart twice. Now I'm drunker than a muthaf-cker. Trying to find my way back to… — Dirty Money
So I know, there's a price, when your wrong. When your drunker than a muthf-cker. Trying to find your way back to love you. You… — Dirty Money
It's about to go down, drunker than a bitch. Afterparty with my niggas slumber party with your bitch. — Asap Rocky

Who Wrote These Drunker Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 13 Drunker Quotes as follows: