Drunk People Quotes
- St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants… — Margot Leitman
- I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their lives. Even when… — David Almond
- If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs
- The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just behave they don't. — Nishan Panwar
- Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole
- 2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867
- When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's silent. But most… — Aubrey Plaza
- Two most honest people in this world:drunk people and little kids — Bakare
- Sometimes drunk people get drunk to escape from the life's problems — Spido