Drunk Man Quotes
- You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. — Terry Goodkind
- Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport
- Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
- A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is that… — Troublemaker
- Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his forhead… — Unkknown
- A drunk man never tells a lie. — Birdman1109