Drug Test Quotes
- If I were in charge I'd drug test all you sons of b****es, not just the athletes. — Bobby Knight
- I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football. — Tom Arnold
- I can pass a drug test in eight days with herbal cleansers. I drink 10 pounds of water and sweat out 10 pounds of water… — Nick Diaz
- Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice? — Rush Limbaugh
- Substance abuse is a disease which doesn't go away overnight. I'm working hard to overcome it. I did fail my recent drug test. I'm prepared… — Lindsay Lohan
- Friday morning, Kylie, Miranda, and Della, each carting suitcases, walked the trail to meet up with their parents. They walked slowly, like condemned prisoners moving… — C.C. Hunter
- I faild a drug test because I had too much fuck it in my system. — Frenchico
- I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do-.- — Amanda Roberts
- 420 was Yesterday now your P.O. is calling you in on Monday for a surprise drug test. You straight mess you could have known to… — Kevin McCarty