Douchebag Quotes

16 quotes by 16 authors

Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag. — Joshua Malina
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear… — Jon Hamm
I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these… — Jemaine Clement
The only guys that make it through are the guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control of their ego… — Eddie Bravo
We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the… — Holly Black
I immediately felt better about killing him. Iâ€™ve never known a Trevor who wasnâ€™t a total douchebag. Itâ€™s just one of those names that goes… — Cherie Priest
Here is a strategy; Follow someone, they follow you back, you unfollow them. -A douchebag with mental issues on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
If you find yourself using the expression haters gonna hate a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag. — Superman
Guys start to change when they are expecting a barbie from a douchebag full of flaws and mistakes — Mielya Saladdin
Our desires leave an impact on our conscious mind... This leads to a layer of blankets over our briliant mind.... http://www.getaheadofthegames.com/best-popular-games/douchebag-workout-2-online-game.html — Dhir
If you show me that you are a good and REAL person ,without pretending, bulls**tting and trying to be a ''nice person '' but in… — Unkown
Get a life, get a muthafuckin life you dont wanna see what I can do with a knife You dont wanna be my enemy I… — Brian Wright
Women love a nice guy with a sense of humor. To cheer them up when their douchebag boyfriend cheats on them again. I Am That… — Green Monk
HEY , I just met you. And this is crazy , but you're a douchebag. Can you change that maybe? — Jaylon Hillsman
I always choose rock. when someone claims they beat me with paper, I punch them in the face and say 'oh I'm sorry. I thought… — Stephanie:)
When fucking assholes flirt even though they have gfs fucking get a life you douchebag I swear hurt my girl ill hunt you down and… — Talyiah

Who Wrote These Douchebag Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 16 Douchebag Quotes as follows: