Douche Bag Quotes
13 quotes by 13 authors
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Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
— Corey Taylor
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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the…
— Dane Cook
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Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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Life is too short to date a douche bag.
— ProudLesbian
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If you judge someone from the brand of their clothes then you're the douche bag.
— Thewomenizer
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I had that one guy who could make me feel like I was walking on water.. But no, that douche bag had that incredible power,…
— Amy-leigh Cairns
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DONT ever let a douche bag make you feel bad, clearly he THINKS hes better than you when really hes jealous.
— Maria Anto
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I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss me and call…
— Idk
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I'm paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax and not feel a thing...I was letting the blogs get to me. It's…
— Pete Wentz
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My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be
— Hussein Nishah
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Fellas; Theres a fine line between complimenting her and letting her know youre a douche bag.
— Ash Sweeney
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Call him names, douche-bag, heartless, selfish, etc after a break-up, it makes no difference dear! It won't change the fact that you got laid Deal…
— Lekoma Precious Napo
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- Periods- Cramps- Sore Boobs- Mood Swings- Being called a Bitch, hoe, for No Apparent Reason- Having Pedophiles Hit on them- Shaving all the time-…
— IG:catone_2_funny
Who Wrote These Douche Bag Quotes
13 authors contributed a total of 13 Douche Bag Quotes as follows: