Doritos Quotes

18 quotes by 16 authors

I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender… — Kristen Bell
Do I midnight snack? Not a lot, but sometimes. And it's usually Doritos Cooler Ranch. I know that's terrible, especially for a pro athlete, but… — Clint Mathis
I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party — Megan Boyle
I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I… — Tobey Maguire
Some of you may remember me as the 'Doritos Girl' from that Super Bowl commercial a while back, but I've been lucky enough to have… — Ali Landry
I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos. — Halle Berry
Children who reach the age of eighteen with their entire skills set composed on Nintendo and eating Doritos have been neglected. Their parents neglected to… — Dave Ramsey
The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left… — D. J. MacHale
We are accustomed to repeating the clichÃ©, and to believing, that 'our most precious resource is our children.' But we have plenty of children to… — Michael Chabon
Amos sipped his coffee. "Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos." I blinked.… — Rick Riordan
He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to… — P. C. Cast
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-oâ€”Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan
...a Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there. — Aimee Bender
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were… — Dennis Lehane
People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of weapons… — Gena Showalter
He man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos… — Jimmy Fallon
I started working around eighth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I… — Tobey Maguire
Don't look at me funny cuz I put Doritos in my noodles — Lynwood Agee

Who Wrote These Doritos Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 18 Doritos Quotes as follows: