Doofus Quotes
- We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is… — Ellen DeGeneres
- Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. — Christopher Moore
- Don't try to change Doofus, let Doofus change you. — Neil Peart
- I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on. — Patrick Ness
- Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn't decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let… — Rick Riordan
- I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. — Adam Carolla