Doofus Quotes

6 quotes by 6 authors

• We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is… — Ellen DeGeneres
• Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. — Christopher Moore
• Don't try to change Doofus, let Doofus change you. — Neil Peart
• I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on. — Patrick Ness
• Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn't decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let… — Rick Riordan
• I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. — Adam Carolla

Who Wrote These Doofus Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 6 Doofus Quotes as follows:

• 1 Doofus Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
• 1 Doofus Quote by Christopher Moore
• 1 Doofus Quote by Neil Peart
• 1 Doofus Quote by Patrick Ness
• 1 Doofus Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Doofus Quote by Adam Carolla