Dog Training Quotes
32 quotes by 31 authors
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I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to…
— Jeff Daniels
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I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience.
— Charles Darwin
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My sons named her Bridget because that way they always had their sister, Bridget, with them. People thought we were nuts because on the phone…
— Peter Fonda
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Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than…
— Michael Fox
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There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by…
— Paul Gallico
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And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then,…
— Julia Glass
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I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my…
— Gene Hill
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He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing.
— Evander Holyfield
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Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other…
— Peg Kehret
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We had a dog who was named Pushinka, who was given to my father by a Soviet official. And we trained that dog to slide…
— John F. Kennedy
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She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just says "ooh."
— Greg Kinnear
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When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it.
— Eartha Kitt
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A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for…
— Jay Leno
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The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table…
— Jean Little
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Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."
— Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
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Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones.
— Donald McCaig
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Show me a dog who still cannot perform a task after it has been trained over and over again, and I'll tell you who the…
— Barry McDonald
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Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
— Robert Morley
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Because of Diamond, I have had to begin much of the work afresh. I will not, however, rid myself of her, nor even punish her.…
— Isaac Newton
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When the dog is repeatedly teased with the sight of objects inducing salivary secretion from a distance, the reaction of the salivary glands grows weaker…
— Ivan Pavlov
Who Wrote These Dog Training Quotes
31 authors contributed a total of 32 Dog Training Quotes, led by these top contributors: