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It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke… — Steven Wright
We speak of virtue, honour, reason; but our thought does not translate any one of these concepts into a substance. — Wilhelm Wundt
Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Police departments no longer have to pay overtime or divert resources from other projects to find out where an individual goes - all they have… — Ron Wyden
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not. — Al Yankovic
A line will take us hours maybe; Yet if it does not seem a moment's thought, our stitching and unstitching has been naught. — William Butler Yeats
I wonder anybody does anything at Oxford but dream and remember, the place is so beautiful. One almost expects the people to sing instead of… — William Butler Yeats
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,… — Henny Youngman
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. — Zig Ziglar
What happens when good people are put into an evil place? Do they triumph or does the situation dominate their past history and morality? — Philip Zimbardo
All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does! — Rachel Zoe
I always say that I don't like it when people follow trends too much, just because it is on the runway. I think what you… — Rachel Zoe
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. — Fuzzy Zoeller
As far as directors, I'm a big fan of any kind of Billy Wilder stuff. Anything he does. — Rob Zombie
One thing that I do ask myself when I'm in the creative process is, 'Does the world need this?' — John Zorn
It used to be the case, like you'd switch jobs, and then maybe you wouldn't keep in touch with all the people that you knew… — Mark Zuckerberg
The essence of a person is not the clothing she wears or the things he does. People who love them do not stop loving them… — Gary Zukav
In history as in human life, regret does not bring back a lost moment and a thousand years will not recover something lost in a… — Stefan Zweig
'That which does not kill me makes me stronger' is not a law of the universe. What it can be, if we so choose, is… — Julian Baggini
Accepting that the world is full of uncertainty and ambiguity does not and should not stop people from being pretty sure about a lot of… — Julian Baggini

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