Dodge Quotes

100 quotes by 90 authors

If you can't dodge it, ram it — Me :D
Dodge the father. Ram the daughter — Me :D
No free rides. gas or ass. Dodge truck. — Me :D
Just finished playing dodge ball in the rain with my mates. I'm soaking wet, but it was fun — Slowly_fading
When life throws curve balls at you, do not try to dodge them. They are meant to hit you, to mould you and to shape… — Zainab Hussain
I know I know this life is given for a reason god felt you would be strong enough to live it I know this death… — Racheal Smith
As women, however, we need to look very closely at these philosophies and ask ourselves the hard-headed, critial question, What's in it for me? What… — Starhawk
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him. — Unknown Author
All these wack rappers tryna battle me on camera, don't get it twisted cuz I say I'm from Atlanta bruh. Never been a Chrysler so… — Cyhi Da Prynce
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan — Dodgeball
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Taylor gang or play dodge ball with grenades. — Taylor Gang
Im shootin for stars austrnauts dodge bullets. — Lil Wayne
The heart wants what the heart wants, I showed u cupid you dodge the stunts, You question me with bullshit, I dont have time for,… — Teryon Smith
Lights off light a candle power forward point guard handles like a celebrity trying to dodge scandals the finish line is in sight breaking news… — Franko
If I were 26 and this was happening, it would be all great, and I would probably buy like 17 Dodge Vipers. But right now… — Zach Galifianakis
I ain't got no pot to piss in so I use your kitchen sink your better dodge them dishes — C-DASH
That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice. — Hussein Nishah
Life is like a game of chess. Undesirable events try to knock you down by trying to place you into checkmate. You can dodge them… — Mak_786
Love is like dodge ball some people dodge love and some people try to catch it and end up hurt. — Unknown Author

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