Doctor Slapped Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller
• I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing. — Keith David
• When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield

Who Wrote These Doctor Slapped Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Doctor Slapped Quotes as follows:

• 1 Doctor Slapped Quote by Phyllis Diller
• 1 Doctor Slapped Quote by Keith David
• 1 Doctor Slapped Quote by Rodney Dangerfield