Dirty Jokes Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest. — Sarah Michelle Gellar
I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. — Thom Yorke
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to… — Thomas Keneally
Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes. — Lipman Bers
"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I don't know why… — A.S. King
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with… — Red Skelton
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay… — Gordon B. Hinckley
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things… — George Orwell
Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they're writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can't hold… — Paul Fussell
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and… — John Lennon
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut… — Roman Polanski
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as… — Gloria Steinem
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and will die of… — Don DeLillo
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja
If abortion is murder then, are condoms kidnappers? — Muz Mafuwane
I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen… — Michael Cera

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