Dinner Table Quotes

97 quotes by 93 authors

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. — Richard Whately
Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn… — Dixie Carter
Any director, if you really ask them, will tell you that the toughest thing to do is like a dinner table or a dialogue scene,… — Gary Ross
My family was in two businesses - they were in the textile business, and they were in the candy business. The conversations around the dinner… — Karen Mills
My own kids were with me in Berlin when Germany was reunited, and they were with me in Moscow when the Soviet Union collapsed. We… — Serge Schmemann
One of the pleasures of staying with friends is that you get to browse their shelves. I always arrive with a book, but I almost… — Simon Hoggart
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original cracker jokes inside… — Ryan Swain
I think it is better to fight a person in a battle than to argue with him at the dinner table. — Vikrant Parsai
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?.... No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country
It's the sense of what family is at the dinner table. It was the joy of knowing mother was in the kitchen making our favorite… — Paul Prudhomme
There has been a reevaluation of our slave philosophy that permitted us to be satisfied with the leftovers at the back door rather than demand… — Aaron Henry
Dinner table conversations. Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions. — Twiztid
Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we? Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner… — Wedding Crashers
She say this shit gon' catch up to me I keep tissue paper. We eat each other whenever we at the dinner table. — Lil Wayne
In truth a family is what you make it. It is made strong, not by number of heads counted at the dinner table, but by… — Marge Kennedy
When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake up… — Fred Willard
A real man is not one who can have sex with the most women, obtain the most money, eat the most food at the dinner… — Joseph Farmer

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