Dinner Speech Quotes
- There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl… — Winston Churchill
- The easiest way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to deliver it. — Herman Herst, Jr.
- There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being called… — Charles Dudley Warner
- No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it. — Kin Hubbard
- But in the dying world I come from quotation is a national vice. No one would think of making an after-dinner speech without the help… — Evelyn Waugh
- Painting is just like making an after-dinner speech. If you want to be remembered, say one thing and stop. — Charles Webster Hawthorne