Dinner Quotes

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I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner. — Gilbert Gottfried
Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing. — Kenneth Grahame
As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared to their sacrifice. — Jennifer Granholm
My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around or at dinner,… — Matt Groening
I'm terrified of walking into a room full of people. Sitting down at a dinner table with 15 strangers brings me out in a sweat. — Bear Grylls
I've worked with Jack Warner and Jimmy Stewart - and Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp twice. I've had dinners with Fred Astaire and… — Peter Guber
There's nothing I like better than going to my apartment, closing the door, cooking my little dinner for one and just tuning out. My apartment… — Tim Gunn
I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money. — Gary Coleman
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. — Charles Caleb Colton
If we had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia. There are no airs and graces about… — Simon Cowell
At the end of each year, I sit on the floor and go page by page through the old calendar, inking annual events into the… — Sloane Crosley
I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting. — Macaulay Culkin
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. — Louis C. K.
My parents never condescended to me. As a child, I always sat at the head of our dinner table. I was always given a lot… — Claire Danes
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. — Rodney Dangerfield
I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth at dinner parties.… — Ellen DeGeneres
In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do… — Paula Deen
Reagan didn't socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to transcend, you can't… — Maureen Dowd
It wasn't that I couldn't write. I wrote every day. I actually worked really hard at writing. At my desk by 7 A.M., would work… — Junot Diaz
Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends. — Joan Didion

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