Dinner Quotes

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My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food. — David Byrne
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson
I might wear a dinner jacket once a year to our Oscar party - that's a big thing - but I don't go to parties.… — Graydon Carter
Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable. — George Washington Carver
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from… — Fidel Castro
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. — Gracie Allen
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
People who hardly ever cook at all, suddenly at the holidays, feel like it's their responsibility to not only cook dinner for large groups of… — Ted Allen
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl… — Winston Churchill
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas… — John Cleese
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. — Woody Allen
I think people in Italy live their lives better than we do. It's an older country, and they've learned to celebrate dinner and lunch, whereas… — George Clooney
If people see me having dinner with a beautiful woman, they immediately believe that I'm having a love affair with her. Of course that's rubbish.… — George Clooney
Hosting is work. It means you don't get to go up to your room and disappear and take a nap. Like everybody else does after… — George Clooney
My mom had four kids, one with special needs. She had a full-time job, and she still came home and made dinner for us every… — Eva Longoria
Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having dinner with your… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month. — Barack Obama
Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar -… — Gustave Flaubert
My brother Julio and I worked to improve the quality of wines from California and to put fine wine on American dinner tables at a… — Ernest Gallo

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