Diet Coke Quotes

30 quotes by 26 authors

I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl… — Diablo Cody
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass… — Dave Barry
Sure, we had to be skinny. I lived on Diet Coke and apples for two years. For the couture, we had to get up at… — Abbey Lee Kershaw
There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat. — John Daly
I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I… — Robert Pattinson
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet… — John Daly
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! — Bill Hicks
And any time you feed your ego, it's a one-way street. ... There were so many things I had to deal with that erased the… — Ricky Williams
Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge? — Jay Leno
In New York I pretty much live in diners - I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee. — Lana Del Rey
I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word. — Helena Bonham Carter
Love is such an objective thing. I mean, I can say I love my family, or I love my Diet Coke. So I guess, in… — Emilie de Ravin
In the information age, the barriers [to entry into programming] just aren't there. The barriers are self imposed. If you want to set off and… — John Carmack
Here is what I'm trying to tell you:Â AdultÂ isn't a noun, it's a verb. It's the act of making correctly those small decisions that fill our… — Kelly Williams Brown
Software-industry battles are fought by highly paid and out-of-shape nerds furiously pounding computer keyboards while they guzzle diet Coke. The stakes aren't very dramatic. Life?… — Nathan Myhrvold
It feels like I'm babysitting in the Twilight Zone. I keep waiting for the parents to show up because we are out of chips and… — Anne Lamott
It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols — Meg Cabot
In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should "see… — Deb Caletti
He's not here." "Not here like he just popped around the corner to the bodega for a six-pack of Diet Coke and a box of… — Cassandra Clare
Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that? — Meg Cabot

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