Dick Gets Quotes
- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts
- Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home. — HamsterNuts
- Your dick gets less action than a WHITE CRAYON. — Daley
- They do sell a lot of weird things in sex shops. They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on your… — Robert Schimmel