Derek Quotes

90 quotes by 42 authors

I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could… — Zoolander
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. — Zoolander
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander
You Be On that Bullshit Call It Derek Rose ! — Oren Major
Do people think that somewhere in my brain, I think Derek can save me from someone telling me my dog cant fly? If thats the… — Minka Kelly
I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek. It's a lot of work trying to look good, but Derek, to me,… — Sara Underwood
My heroes, my dreams, and my future lie in Yankee Stadium and they cant take that from me. - Derek Jeter Jeter is amazing. — Curly Girl

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