Deranged Quotes

71 quotes by 66 authors

Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would be… — Andrew Vachss
You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient. — Katie MacAlister
My new 9mm didnâ€™t fit my hand as well as my old one, but it was rapidly becoming a familiar weight. At first Iâ€™d decided… — Karen Chance
Quite quickly I grew less deranged. I had begun the process of calming down, assimilating and compromising, which is necessary to live comfortably in the… — Helen Fielding
Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them.… — Gordon Korman
He started keeping a journal - had been, in fact, secretly doing so for some time: the furtive act of a deranged person. — Philip K. Dick
The most mentally deranged people are certainly those who see in others indications of insanity they do not notice in themselves. — Leo Tolstoy
She reached up and lay her hand on my cheek. "You have the sweetest face," she said, looking at me dreamily. "It's like the perfect… — Patrick Rothfuss
Do not think about guys who have broken your heart six ways. It is mentally deranged to chase after heartbreak. — E. Lockhart
Letâ€™s talk.â€ I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required. — Ilona Andrews
He cracked a slight smile, but it didnâ€™t look amused. â€œIâ€™m not letting you out of my sight. Youâ€™re looking a little deranged, Angel. Weâ€™ll… — Becca Fitzpatrick
He gave her his best smile. His best I-almost-died-so-how-can-you-deny-me smile. Or at least thatâ€™s how he hoped it appeared. The truth was, he wasnâ€™t a… — Julia Quinn
She hated their new nickname. It made them sound like deranged Barbie dolls. — Sara Shepard
It's not me but the world that's deranged. — Haruki Murakami
Thatâ€™s right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates… — Rick Riordan
I am, as far as I can tell, about a month behind Lord Byron. In every town we stop at we discover innkeepers, postillions, officials,… — Susanna Clarke
Consider it this way: what would you say if a blond homecoming queen fell in love with a short Japanese businessman? He treats her cruelly,… — David Henry Hwang
Great. First the anonymous call. Now letters. Body parts all over town. It was like a scavenger hunt for psychos. Running after clues with a… — Chelsea Cain
TooDamn-Funky: It's a start, ok. Been thinking bout the boyz. 'member last year my bro did that immersion thing in Venezuela? Kciker5525: Where he learned… — Kate Brian
Aha! So Iâ€™m not crazy.â€ â€œYou are most definitely crazy,â€ Derek said. â€œBut in a deranged, endearing way. — Ilona Andrews

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