Dental Floss Quotes
- My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield
- When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand. In the hands… — Robert Greenberg
- A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's… — George Carlin
- Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. — Frank Zappa
- I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? — Frank Zappa
- YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make… — James Patterson
- ....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away… — Lisa Lutz
- No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison
- Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler
- There's nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don't even think about it. — Sofia Vergara