Delicatessen Quotes
- Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle
- Men can't be trusted with pruning shears any more than they can be trusted with the grocery money in a delicatessen . . . They… — Phyllis McGinley
- Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding… — Kinky Friedman
- No place has delicatessen like New York. — Judy Blume
- Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to… — Sean Hughes