Definitions Quotes
- FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja
- FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja
- My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life. — Nikhil Saluja
- All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made. — Nikhil Saluja
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check… — Nikhil Saluja
- Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja
- I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja
- I still think that working hard is lame. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja
- FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. — Nikhil Saluja
- GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. — Nikhil Saluja
- HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. — Nikhil Saluja
- IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid. — Nikhil Saluja
- INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja
- LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja
- PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own. — Nikhil Saluja
- PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja
- PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja
- SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. — Nikhil Saluja
- STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja