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• I had paid for my folly and, as a reward, was invited to take part in the nest builder’s performance piece. The…
• Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
• Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you’ve come to mow its lawns.
• When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when…
• Every so often my life will feel like a story. It doesn't have to be a big thing; in fact, most often,…
• I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
• Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really…
• All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said…

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