Dear Santa Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more… — Charles M. Schulz
• Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt. — Charles M. Schulz
• Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU… — Bill Watterson
• Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect… — Riley Freeman
• Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so… — Sheila Siggins
• Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. You know where all the bad girls live! — GuyCodes
• Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded? — Fee The Ceo
• Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas
• Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get my own present. — Icy Fresh Ninja

Who Wrote These Dear Santa Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Dear Santa Quotes as follows:

• 2 Dear Santa Quotes by Charles M. Schulz
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by Bill Watterson
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by Riley Freeman
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by Sheila Siggins
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by GuyCodes
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by Fee The Ceo
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by Charlie Brown Christmas
• 1 Dear Santa Quote by Icy Fresh Ninja