Dear Santa Quotes
9 quotes by 8 authors
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You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more…
— Charles M. Schulz
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Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
— Charles M. Schulz
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Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU…
— Bill Watterson
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect…
— Riley Freeman
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so…
— Sheila Siggins
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Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. You know where all the bad girls live!
— GuyCodes
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Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded?
— Fee The Ceo
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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
— Charlie Brown Christmas
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Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get my own present.
— Icy Fresh Ninja
Who Wrote These Dear Santa Quotes
8 authors contributed a total of 9 Dear Santa Quotes as follows: