Deadpan Quotes

18 quotes by 18 authors

• Renaissance cowboy/raconteur Pop Wagner ...deadpan funny ...his presence is like meeting Woody Guthrie and Will Rogers riding a single, many colored horse. Pop is a… — Ron Miles
• Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter. — Mel Gussow
• It was almost noon when the plane touched down at the Triad airport on the outskirts of Greensboro. There was a hire car waiting for… — Greg Egan
• Marie Houzelle is a master of the first-person narrative. In Tita she has created a strange, utterly original child whose deadpan certainties are a beguiling invitation to readers… — Katharine Weber
• [Hollywood] studios are handing out money to make independent films now, but they all want the same thing. They want the style and the deadpan… — Stanley Tucci
• When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a… — Aubrey Plaza
• I have no social agenda with my work. I'm deadpan about it. — Edward Ruscha
• So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton
• I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was… — Steven Wright
• Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram agreed, blithely ignoing… — Chris Wooding
• Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't… — Kim Harrison
• The others had taken Valek's return in stride, although Janco made a comment about Valek's lack of hair. "You ever notice how couples start to… — Maria V. Snyder
• A second floor window opened, and Kyle stuck his head and shoulders out so he could look down at us. “If you two are finished… — Patricia Briggs
• You’re not going to suck.’’ ‘‘Not at the guitar, anyway,’’ Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. ‘‘Ow. — Rachel Caine
• Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs… — Jim Butcher
• Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants. — Richelle Mead
• Tybalt’s what we call ‘Cait Sidhe’— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes.” “Meow,” said Tybalt, deadpan. — Mira Grant
• Peabody, you never cease to amaze me." "One day I'll tell you about my granny and her five lovers." "Five lovers isn't abnormal for a… — Nora Roberts

Who Wrote These Deadpan Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 18 Deadpan Quotes as follows:

• 1 Deadpan Quote by Ron Miles
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Mel Gussow
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Greg Egan
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Katharine Weber
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Stanley Tucci
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Aubrey Plaza
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Edward Ruscha
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Patrick Warburton
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Chris Wooding
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Kim Harrison
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Maria V. Snyder
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Patricia Briggs
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Rachel Caine
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Jim Butcher
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Richelle Mead
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Mira Grant
• 1 Deadpan Quote by Nora Roberts