Day Old Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda. — Armie Hammer
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old… — Oscar de la Renta
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and… — Henry Ward Beecher
Oh, I was completely hooked on movies and plays and theater from the time I was a day old - I was very, very early… — Bob Balaban
Day-old bread? Sadly, in America a lot of day-old bread just becomes nasty. Italian day-old bread, not having any preservatives in it, just becomes harder… — Mario Batali
My day-old son is plenty scrawny, his mouth is wide with screams, or yawny; His ears seem larger than he's needing, His nose is flat,… — Richard Armour
Newspapers are technologically obsolete. In the days of instant electronic communications, its crazy to have to print these newspapers at a central plant and deliver… — Ted Turner
One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him… — Douglas Adams
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking Iâ€™m human.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thou hast had thty day, old dame, but thy sun has long been set. Thou art now the very emblem of an old warhorse turned… — Walter Scott
Everyone has an angel, a guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day old man, next day little girl.… — Zack Snyder
Piper gave Lit a friendly sorry-about-that smile. Even with her hair messed up and wearing two-day-old clothes, she looked extremely cute, and Jason felt a… — Rick Riordan
That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And then just memories. And the memories fade… — Neil Gaiman
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I… — Jon Scieszka

Who Wrote These Day Old Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 Day Old Quotes as follows: