Date You Quotes
51 quotes by 50 authors
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Selling your apartment in New York is like dating a manic-depressive.. you get used to cycles of elation and despondency. Every time someone would come…
— Anderson Cooper
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And it is very sexy as well: somebody says I'm taking you on a surprise date, you don't know where you are going and you…
— Emily Watson
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
— Kevin Hart
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I worked for this company that repossessed cars. Sure enough, the day after I quit, they repossessed my car, but that would probably be my…
— Romany Malco
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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more.…
— Ricky Gervais
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As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
— Garrison Keillor
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It's not enough to be up to date, you have to be up to tomorrow.
— David Ben-Gurion
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Two thousand years ago, in the Middle East, an event occurred that permanently changed the world. Because of that event, history was split. Every time…
— Rick Warren
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The guys I tended to date, you know, didn't necessarily have it altogether but I had a great time.
— Gabrielle Union
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Well, politics is much more severe than entertainment. You have to hit those points, in politics, word for word. You have to remember the date.…
— Matt Walsh
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
— Abigail Van Buren
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The thing about eyewear is that it is so potent, There are very few accessories that, if you were not wearing anything, if you put…
— Tom Ford
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I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that…
— Seth MacFarlane
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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you…
— Marilyn Monroe
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date,…
— Shaquille O'Neal
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It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I…
— Stephen Chbosky
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So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.
— Stephenie Meyer
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You like rock? Little boy, I’m not your friend. I’m not your Dark-Hunter and I’m not your friggin’ date. You only speak to me when…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I'm not supposed to date you, Jenny." "That's what you said before." He leaned forward, his elbows on his knees. "I didn't think this was…
— Elizabeth Chandler
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You could call him," Wes suggests. "Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let the boy call…
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
Who Wrote These Date You Quotes
50 authors contributed a total of 51 Date You Quotes, led by these top contributors: