Date You Quotes

51 quotes by 50 authors

Selling your apartment in New York is like dating a manic-depressive.. you get used to cycles of elation and despondency. Every time someone would come… — Anderson Cooper
And it is very sexy as well: somebody says I'm taking you on a surprise date, you don't know where you are going and you… — Emily Watson
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! — Kevin Hart
I worked for this company that repossessed cars. Sure enough, the day after I quit, they repossessed my car, but that would probably be my… — Romany Malco
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more.… — Ricky Gervais
As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor
It's not enough to be up to date, you have to be up to tomorrow. — David Ben-Gurion
Two thousand years ago, in the Middle East, an event occurred that permanently changed the world. Because of that event, history was split. Every time… — Rick Warren
The guys I tended to date, you know, didn't necessarily have it altogether but I had a great time. — Gabrielle Union
Well, politics is much more severe than entertainment. You have to hit those points, in politics, word for word. You have to remember the date.… — Matt Walsh
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them. — Abigail Van Buren
The thing about eyewear is that it is so potent, There are very few accessories that, if you were not wearing anything, if you put… — Tom Ford
I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that… — Seth MacFarlane
Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you… — Marilyn Monroe
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date,… — Shaquille O'Neal
It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I… — Stephen Chbosky
Soâ€¦ umâ€¦ whatâ€™s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster. — Stephenie Meyer
You like rock? Little boy, Iâ€™m not your friend. Iâ€™m not your Dark-Hunter and Iâ€™m not your frigginâ€™ date. You only speak to me when… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm not supposed to date you, Jenny." "That's what you said before." He leaned forward, his elbows on his knees. "I didn't think this was… — Elizabeth Chandler
You could call him," Wes suggests. "Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let the boy call… — Laurie Faria Stolarz

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