Dandruff Quotes

17 quotes by 15 authors

Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept… — Dennis Miller
This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up. — Samuel Goldwyn
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene… — Robert Pattinson
When I die, nieces, I want to be cremated, my ashes taken up in a bush plane and sprinkled onto the people in town below.… — Joseph Boyden
The war against terror is like a war against dandruff. It's a metaphor. It's not about anything. — Gore Vidal
Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before their… — Clive James
Perhaps dandruff is the excreta of the mind Â— the quantity of this material being directly proportional to the amount of reading one indulges in.… — Thomas A. Edison
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than… — Peter De Vries
Now behind the eyes and secrets of the dreamers in the streets rocked to sleep by the sea, see the titbits and topsyturvies, bobs and… — Dylan Thomas
Little Bush says we are at war, but we are not at war because to be at war Congress has to vote for it. He… — Gore Vidal
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to… — Robert A. Heinlein
Brimstone: '...I shall smite thee with my fightful blasting wand so that thy teeth shall drop out, thy skin shall wrinkle, thou shalt have boils… — Herbie Brennan
Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff. — Clare Boothe Luce
You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy.… — Superman
Youre like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I cant get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy.… — Mark
Man bought a Shampoo bottle and asked the sales man for free gift Salesman: There is no gift for this Man: Dont cheat me, its… — Troublemaker

Who Wrote These Dandruff Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 17 Dandruff Quotes as follows: