Dan Quayle Quotes
- If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' — John Cleese
- When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until… — Lewis Black
- There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put… — Tim Robbins
- The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. — Dan Quayle
- I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me. — Marilyn Quayle
- As a general proposition, campaigns do not linger on the vice presidential nominee. When they have, it's always meant very bad news for the ticket.… — Jeff Greenfield
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition… — Jay Leno
- That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment… — Barbara Ehrenreich
- The idea that I have to be on the same side of the fence as Dan Quayle is cruelly depressing to me, but the truth… — Harold Prince