Daily Show Quotes

17 quotes by 13 authors

Because I went from the 'Daily Show' where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show, to 'Bruce Almighty' where I played… — Steve Carell
There's very little you could do to prepare to be a correspondent on 'The Daily Show,' because it's not being a journalist, it's not being… — Steve Carell
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country,… — Rob Corddry
Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings… — John Oliver
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry
I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those… — Sarah Vowell
There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington. — Tom Brokaw
When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart. — Brian Williams
The great joy of doing 'The Daily Show' for me is that I get to sit on the fence between cultures. I am commenting on… — Aasif Mandvi
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum
I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.' — Jesse Eisenberg
Thank God for Occupy and thank God for 'The Daily Show,' Colbert and the rising up that's going on around the world. — Bonnie Raitt
I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of… — John Oliver
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid… — Mo Rocca
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry
I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because… — John Mayall
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can… — Jon Stewart

Who Wrote These Daily Show Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 17 Daily Show Quotes as follows: