Daft Quotes

40 quotes by 34 authors

She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily, it's the foldin'… — Terry Pratchett
I may be daft but I'm no' stupid! — Terry Pratchett
While ye sleep in my arms, I can say things to ye that would be daft and silly waking, and your dreams will know the… — Diana Gabaldon
We humans are naturally disposed to worship gods and heroes, to build our pantheons and valhallas. I would rather see that impulse directed into the… — Stephen Fry
I am sorry " I murmured. "I know. I ought not to have threatened to beat you " he returned. He pressed a kiss to… — Deanna Raybourn
That letter was your whole future, you daft prince." "It was my past. I lost that the night my parents died. But I found you,… — Scott Westerfeld
It's daft, locking us up," said Nanny. "I'd have had us killed." "That's because you're basically good," said Magrat. "The good are innocent and create… — Terry Pratchett
Men are daft around women, incautious and boastful. — Kristin Cashore
I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was,… — Steven Moffat
I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desireâ€”well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy and full of… — Catherynne M. Valente
I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their lives. Even when… — David Almond
I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are… — Bjork
All that counts is the truth. Without it you're basically just juggling people's daft ideas. — Jojo Moyes
Perhaps a hero is someone who doesnâ€™t register his own vulnerability. Is it courage, then, if youâ€™re too daft to know youâ€™re mortal? — David Benioff
Smartphones are so fabulous in so many ways that it seems daft to be nostalgic about the days when an image did not go round… — Suzy Menkes
The news is increasingly full of mismatched people saying daft things to one another. — Craig Brown
The bands you like and know that are French are always outsiders in the French music industry - Daft Punk, Air. — Laurent Brancowitz
At school, myself and some pals, all football-daft, divided up the old English First Division and wrote off to half a dozen clubs each asking… — Drew Busby
The music of today brings you exclusively Daft Punk's Homework — Daft Punk
My brother and I are having our first fight ever, and it's about the new Daft Punk album, which is obviously GOOD and NOT lame… — Olivia Wilde

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