Dads Quotes

138 quotes by 110 authors

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. — Clarence Budington Kelland
Working moms, and increasingly working dads, don't want a government handout, but they do need a hand up. — Madeleine M. Kunin
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love… — Chris Rock
I'm in awe of people like Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard; they're great musicians and people. But I'm most starstruck by people in the… — Kid Rock
Great pressure is put on kids who don't have dads to get out and make money, and make life easier for everybody. It was always,… — Tracey Ullman
Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call it. His chubby… — John Grogan
When we sat down to eat I took inventory of the people in the room, and the remnants of my good mood evaporated when I… — Bret Easton Ellis
Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems. — Nick Burd
My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of… — S.A. Bodeen
We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids 'Timmy Has Two Dads'. Except I don't think they have one called… — Cassandra Clare
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer
Affirming words from moms and dads are like light switches. Speak a word of affirmation at the right moment in a child's life and it's… — Gary Smalley
Normally I play dads, good guys, and little animals. — Frank Welker
People get that dads have a place in the lives of their sons. But you have to be just as present with daughters, maybe even… — Steve Schirripa
Mums ask me how to get their husbands off the couch as well as asking me to marry them. But kids ask me to get… — Magnus Scheving
Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets… — Kyle Dunnigan
I did have two dads; one was a socialist, and one was a capitalist. I really decided I would rather be a capitalist. — Robert Kiyosaki
Young men are obsessed with their dads, and they remain obsessed if the dad is not around. Remember that there was a lot of discussion… — Dinesh D'Souza
I know this is a weird niche, but a lot of my female friends have these strange stories where there their dads have seen the… — Casey Wilson

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