Daddy Quotes
572 quotes by 422 authors
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BOY: hey dad I got a girlfriend DAD: good job son!...GIRL: daddy I got a boyfriend DAD: (loads shotgun)
— Unknown Author
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I'll be your daddy, you brother, you lover, and you're little boy.
— Danny Worsnop
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
— Ambri Bright
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The teacher asks Timmy why is your cat at school today? Timmy says, crying, Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going…
— Lars Propst
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Eventually one day some of us will end up with a baby daddy and that's okay but if he choose not to be a father,…
— Kola Deng
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She is the one who makes everyone laugh, She is beautiful, and perfect in every way, She loves you and, and any guy would be…
— Unknown Author
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Keep holdin in strong wishin your own baby daddy would live to tell his own daughter 'i love you babygirl' lived a long life made…
— Unknown Author
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I honestly was searching for some lines but, to express my love, there was nothing I could find... So, I thought, let me just write…
— Unknown Author
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0ne day, daddy saw his 5 year 0ld s0n writing,. he asked. DAD:s0n? what are y0u d0ing?. S0n:writing a l0ve letter t0 my girlfriend. DAD:,…
— Unknown Author
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Mama tried to raise a lady, but Daddy won. He raised a lady that doesn't take crap from anyone.
— Myself
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I will never be your father. But when ever you need a Dad/Daddy that is what I am here for.
— Unknown Author
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Me and my daddy when I was little
— Aly Johnson
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Okay if I ever had a kid and tried to give it away I would never I my right mind if that kind came out…
— Brittani Dozier
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Daddy you said you loved me but then you raped me?
— Libbie Matthews
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If you lay down with the dog you may wake up with it being yo baby daddy.
— Shar-rae
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If it ain't your boyfriend, If it ain't your girlfriend, If it ain't work, if it ain't your kids, If it ain't your baby mama,…
— Kevin McCarty
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick.…
— Azgraybebly Joslan
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It's not that my standards are too high, it's just that my daddy set an amazing example for how a man should treat me.
— Nishan Panwar
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Dear Daddy, I wish you would be here to walk me down the aisle on my wedding day.
— Unknown Author
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BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Daddy Quotes
422 authors contributed a total of 572 Daddy Quotes, led by these top contributors: