Daddy Quotes

572 quotes by 422 authors

Do you play football?' Brandon asks. 'No.' 'Baseball?' 'Nope.' Brandon is on a roll and won't stop until he's found the answer he's looking for.… — Simone Elkeles
Stones and bones; snow and frost; seeds and beans and polliwogs. Paths and twigs, assorted kisses, We all know who Daddy misses! His two little… — Alice Sebold
You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean… — Eoin Colfer
Hickory dickory dock my daddyâ€™s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A… — Dalton Trumbo
My daddy used to tell me not to chew on something that was eatin you. — Cormac McCarthy
And make sure you tell daddy That I'm still his little girl Yeah I still feel like I'm where I'm supposed to be But don't… — Carrie Underwood
I'm getting a girlfriend soon," said Michael in a serious tone, and everyone laughed. "You've got plenty of time for that, kiddo," said his father.… — Alexandra Adornetto
No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy. — P. C. Cast
Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask… — John Green
Sorry to bother you,â€ Bella said over the wailing. â€œBut she wants her daddy. — J R Ward
My daddy always told me to just do the best you knew how and tell the truth. He said there was nothin to set a… — Cormac McCarthy
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey
Here in the United States, we speak with reverence of authentic experience. We write poems about our daddies taking us fishing and breaking our hearts… — Charles Simic
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm… — Stephen Colbert
Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much... — Cassandra Clare
Good morning, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? Listen closely: You'll hear their feet Beating out and beating out a… — Langston Hughes
I told her about the man, not my daddy, she said, He was only making you into a real girl. I didnâ€™t understand. But I… — Ellen Hopkins
It's always the mother's fault, ain't it?" she said softly, collecting her coat. "That boy turn out bad cause his mama a drunk, or she… — Lionel Shriver
Daddy, What's the horizontal tango? — Simone Elkeles
What did I do to make Mommy leave?â€ â€œYou didnâ€™t do anything. This isnâ€™t your fault.â€ â€œThen why?â€ sheâ€™d wailed. â€œI donâ€™t know,â€ her daddy… — Libba Bray

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