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- DAD: can you go into speedway to get us some drinks? ME: no, I'm not thirsty. DAD: if I stop at the store will you…
- My dad thinks he is a guitarists XD hes downstairs and I'm upstairs listening to him scream and 'play' the gutitar XD pretty funny xD
- Dad: tickling my sides. me: silent not talking. dad:are you sure you can handle her aafter she bit through your finger? me: fuck yeah. dad:…
- My dad just bought me MCdonalds and I'm not gonna even eat it. :/ imma just take it to the trash later:o
- Failing all of my classes. dad didnt take it so well. but that what happens when you dont see your best friend for 6 months.…
- Went too cedar point today! :I oh lordy CX so many fuckin flips .-. haha and my dad, and my mom was to pussy to…
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