Dachshund Quotes
- Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day,… — Elwyn Brooks White
- Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. — Queen Victoria
- Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H. L. Mencken
- The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble. — Christopher Wren
- Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought… — Peter Sellers
- Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved… — John Steinbeck
- The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for… — Mary Doria Russell