Crouton Quotes
- Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me… — Will Self
- I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad! — Green Monk
- It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on a girl's futon… — Zach Galifianakis