Cross Eyed Quotes
21 quotes by 15 authors
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The good thing about being an artist, is it's a legitimate way of looking at things cross-eyed.
— John Chamberlain
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Should you encounter the enemy, he will be defeated! No quarter will be given! Prisoners will not be taken! Whoever falls into your hands is…
— Wilhelm II
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The cross-eyed fool sees one lamp as two; The vision and the viewer are one
— Saraha
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This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
— Phyllis Diller
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My dad, we'll be talking about goals for the next year. He's like, 'I think you can be here,' and I look at him like…
— Miranda Leek
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Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. 'I’m…
— Antonella Gambotto-Burke
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Honestly, when I had the idea to make 'An Inconvenient Truth,' and I was going out and raising the money, and I said, 'I want…
— Lawrence Bender
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and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed, shot, runover de-tailed…
— Charles Bukowski
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What is the point? We assume that every time we do anything we know what the consequences will be, i.e., more or less what we…
— Douglas Adams
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Please do not strain yourself, Miss Doyle. I won't have my girls going cross-eyed in the name of art.
— Libba Bray
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What would they talk about? Hi, my name's Vane and I howl at the moon late at night in the form of a wolf. I…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Cross-eyed girls are hard to sneak around on, their always keeping a fucking eye on you.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb…
— Kevin Hart
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb…
— Kevin Hart
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My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin'…
— Kevin Hart
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb…
— Kevin Hart
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb…
— Mia Lugo
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There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I'm ready to leave. I push the fact in front of me. Facts lost-Facts are never what they seem to be. Nothing there!-No information left…
— Talking Heads
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Cross Eyed Quotes
15 authors contributed a total of 21 Cross Eyed Quotes as follows: