Crayon Quotes

95 Crayon quotes by 80 unique authors

Your dick gets less action than a WHITE CRAYON. — Daley
I Am A Crayon. I May Not Be Your Favorite Color, But Soon You'll Need Me To Complete Your Picture... — Pacifiersucker
I mean... Who didn't grab a crayon and painted the middle of the fan just to make it look colorful??? — Osvaldo M
Elementary School: Yes, coloring books! Middle school: WTF is this first grade?? High school: Ok, who the f**k took my red crayon?! — Unknown Author
I miss being a child, the biggest conflict was always picking which crayon to use. — Unknown Author
The crayon that you rejected...may be the same one you need to finish your picture one day... Be nice to people you meet on your… — Newlove
Always consider yourself a crayon. Ypu might not be someone's favorite color, but one day, they're going to need you to complete their picture. — Cath Murillo
Sometimes you have to see people as a crayon. They may not be your favourite color, but you need them.to complete the picture. — Ritu Ghatourey
If you were a crayon you'd be my favorite colour. — Luphielia
I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture. — Nishant Grover
Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup. — Ritu Ghatourey
I wish I could be five again when the only drama was when someone stole your crayon and you thought scraping your knee was the… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Sometimes I wish I was a white crayon , so then no one would use me . — Kylee
Our attitude is the crayon that colors our world — Mrthrill
I may not be your favorite crayon but I know that one day you'll need me to finish your picture :) — Punkinhead Abhishek

Who Wrote These Crayon Quotes

80 authors contributed a total of 95 Crayon Quotes, led by these top contributors: