Cranky Quotes

48 quotes by 42 authors

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that is very annoying; I can… — Bono
Forgiveness is not simply the absolving of an enemy, or one who has done us wrong. Forgiveness must encompass all those things which disturb the… — Barbara Wood
If I don't eat something after I work out, I get shaky and cranky - not a good combination when you're a television host. — Lara Spencer
Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild ones. They begin… — Willa Cather
In my cranky old age, I actually prefer recording alone now, on 'The Simpsons,' for example, because I find that the director can just focus… — Hank Azaria
I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony. — James Sellars
"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be,… — Tom Shales
So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and my… — Sara Gruen
But I like being nasty. I like being cranky. Especially if it's a cold day in Chicago, it's nice to just take it out on… — Fisher Stevens
As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that… — Will Ferrell
Everybody should espouse three or four harmless crank theories for the pure pleasure of having something harmless to be cranky about. And when a theory… — Alexei Panshin
For me, I took the exact right path. The cranky, independent one. And I've never looked back on it with anything but joy. — Betty Fussell
Fossey, Fossey, you cranky difficult strong-arming self-destructive misanthrope, mediocre scientist, deceiver of earnest college students, probable cause of more deaths of the gorillas than if… — Robert M. Sapolsky
I was a big and un-ironic fan of Dear Abby when I was a kid in Chicago. I think I sort of internalized her. So… — George Saunders
I get a little cranky with the whole business about kids not having attention spans. This reminds me of the usual business of thinking that… — Robin McKinley
I really didn't feel challenged anymore. I wanted to learn something and be excited again... While it can be a family - that environment is… — Paget Brewster
I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky. — Andy Griffith
People get cranky when you burst their bubble. Over time, advances in astronomy have relentlessly reinforced the utter insignificance of Earth on a celestial scale.… — Nathan Myhrvold
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. — Dolly Parton
Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling. — Carlos Santana

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