Coupons Quotes

18 quotes by 16 authors

They'll just cut our wrists like Cheap coupons and say that death Was on sale today. — Marilyn Manson
The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons. — George Hewitt Myers
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank
I donâ€™t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step. — Eddie Huang
English literature is a glorious inheritance which is open to all - there are no barriers, no coupons, and no restrictions. In the English language… — Winston Churchill
I think, and I mean this sincerely, I was raised humbly. We were a lower middle income family and a household that was scrimping by… — Bryan Cranston
I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20.… — LL Cool J
Once upon a time there was a woman who was just like all women. And she married a man who was just like all men.… — Elizabeth Smart
I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish. — Corey Taylor
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock
The Lone Star Card will make food stamp coupons obsolete. — John Sharp
In the face of postwar austerity, hundreds of brides-to-be across the country sent Princess Elizabeth their clothing coupons so that she could have the dress… — Hamish Bowles
When you think of couponing, you picture a mom cutting coupons out of the back of the newspaper. — Andrew Mason
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza... — Nikhil Saluja
I'll be damned if I'm cutting out coupons for some milk eggs and cheerios. Have me struggling just to buy pampers 'cause you spend it… — Mya
Girls always talking about Loyalty if they were so loyal them selfs than they wouldn't be giving there pussy out like Sunday's coupons. — Kevin McCarty

Who Wrote These Coupons Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 18 Coupons Quotes as follows: