Coupon Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

• Throw in something extra. Whether it's a coupon for a future discount, additional information on how to use the product, or a genuine smile, people… — Susan Ward
• A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. — Mae West
• Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase… — Mitch Hedberg
• I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for… — Louise Lasser
• Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on the back. You… — Earl Weaver
• What is said in James 2:14 ff. is like a two-coupon train or bus ticket. One coupon says, "Not good if detached" and the other… — Charles Caldwell Ryrie
• Air travel reminds us who we are. It's the means by which we recognize ourselves as modern. The process removes us from the world and… — Don DeLillo
• I don't rap, I just spit - like a new born So tell them others niggas cut it out - like a coupon — Lil Wayne
• I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon, Fuck, I been burnin since I was newborn, So… — Chris Webby
• My boyfriend and I eddiced to make gifts. this is what I was planning see if you like it, and copy or steal what you… — Warta
• If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Who Wrote These Coupon Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Coupon Quotes as follows:

• 1 Coupon Quote by Lil Wayne
• 1 Coupon Quote by Chris Webby
• 1 Coupon Quote by Warta
• 1 Coupon Quote by John Pinette
• 1 Coupon Quote by Susan Ward
• 1 Coupon Quote by Mae West
• 1 Coupon Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Coupon Quote by Louise Lasser
• 1 Coupon Quote by Earl Weaver
• 1 Coupon Quote by Charles Caldwell Ryrie
• 1 Coupon Quote by Don DeLillo