Count Olaf Quotes
- Nowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said. Not with you around," Violet agreed. I'm no worse than anyone else," Count Olaf said. — Daniel Handler
- Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove! — Daniel Handler
- Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying? — Daniel Handler