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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? Young son, it argues a distemper'd head So soon to bid good morrow to thy… — William Shakespeare
- I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep... Just… — John Green
- The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody… — Lewis Black
- I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen
- By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch. — Jamie Lee Curtis
- Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes
- A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence. — Richard Helms