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Mark Forsyth has 10 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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A poet is not somebody who has great thoughts. That is the menial duty of the philosopher. A poet is somebody who…
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The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they…
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So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis…
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Reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality.
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
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Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.
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If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it…
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But Shakespeare never drank coffee. Nor did Julius Caesar, or Socrates. Alexander the Great conquered half the world without even a café…
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When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way…
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If your opponent is at a distance, kick him in the groin. If he gets close, poke him in the eyes, bring…
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The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they…
— Mark Forsyth
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Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.
— Basil Bunting
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several…
— W.C. Fields
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He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.
— Unknown Author
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An accurate charting of American women's progress through history might look more like a corkscrew tilted slightly to one side, its loops…
— Susan Faludi
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Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
— Charles Dickens
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