Cooties Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! — Bill Watterson
We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties. — Isaac Hanson
I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality. — Janet Evanovich
Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch… — Janet Evanovich
Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's… — Jeff Kinney
And I donâ€™t want his body touching something I wear. Heâ€™ll contaminate it. (Sasha) Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. Youâ€™re four hundred years old… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,â€ he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties. — James Patterson
REMEMBER WHEN -- getting HiGH meant on a swing at the playground, the W0RST thing you could get from boys were cooties, M0M was your… — Ana Chable
Yes, I do still have a teddy bear that I sleep with and talk to. Yes, I do still have a favorite blanket that I… — Andrew James
Cant we go back?to where boys had cooties?the talk was who put their mouth on the fountain?the drama was loosing your crayons?and getting high was… — Sarah Moores
Dear life, can we go back to when boys had cooties, homework was 2+2, and the drama was over who stole my crayons? — Patience
Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turns into sluts. Homework goes into the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Mobile phone are used in class. Soda… — Kayla
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco
Sometimes I wish I was that little girl who thought the world was a safe place filled with love and happiness. The girl who loved… — Crystal Roby

Who Wrote These Cooties Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Cooties Quotes as follows: